A Bird Pooped on Me!

On Wednesday, I didn’t run until 9:30 at night, and running in the dark, I feared the boogeyman and wild animals.

On Thursday, I left the house around 2:00 in the afternoon for my run. It was broad daylight, and I had no fears. One block from my house, a bird pooped on my shoulder. I wiped most of it off with a leaf. My fear of a wild animal did not include one POOPING on me!!

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When a bird poop’s on you, it is supposed to be a sign of good luck. Apparently this has something to do with “what are the odd’s of THAT happening?” It has actually happened to me before. I prefer to win the lottery if we’re talking odds, but ah well. Anyhow, I wondered what great “lucky” things the rest of the day might bring. So far, I had cooked my first artichoke, only to throw it away. I think it may not have been ripe?? Or possibly over ripe?? Then I boiled my first parsnips to make whipped parsnips, only to throw those away. They smelled awful while they were cooking and I couldn’t take the smell any longer. The rest of the day was surely going to be great, after all, a bird just pooped on me!

While heading back home from my run, I hear a garage door open, a dog start barking, and a woman start yelling! “Come back here right now!” As I turn to look, a dog runs right up to me and bites me on my ASS!

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The owner was yelling at the dog and apologizing all over herself. I was a little freaked out, like….did that really just happen? It was a big fluffy dog too, not even scary looking! I looked down and realized my pants were ripped. I’m like….”uh, I think your dog just bit me.” She’s like…..”what can I do?” I’m like…..”Take your dog inside?”

She offered to buy me new pants. I told her they were old and it was fine, then I looked for blood. I didn’t see any. I came home and checked again. No blood. Just this bump on my butt!!

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I am going to say that….a bird pooping on you does not necessarily bring good luck, and from now on, I will fear wild AND domestic animals in the dark AND in the daylight!

On the upside of things, I earned 34 Activity Points this week! That might just be an all time high for me!!

 

Pre-Breakfast

Coffee with Frothy Skim Milk

1 PPV

 

Breakfast

Peanut Butter Packed Pancake  

Topped with 1 T. Better’ n Peanut Butter 

5 PPV

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Lunch

Mahi Mahi, 1/2 Cup Brown Rice

Topped with 1 tsp melted butter

7 PPV

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Snack’s

1 C. Blueberries

0 PPV

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Apple

0 PPV 

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Dinner

Salmon Caesar, White Wine

13 PPV

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Weight Watcher’s Points Plus

I can eat 26 PPV a day.

I can earn Activity Points by doing exercise, and eat them if I choose.

I have an allowance of 49 extra points that I can dip into throughout the week if I choose.

I should drink a minimum of 6 (8 oz) glasses of water each day.

My Weight Watcher Week Begins on Friday’s

 

Breakfast = Pancake, Coffee with skim milk (6)

Lunch = Mahi Mahi, Brown Rice, Butter (7)

Snack = Blueberries, Apple (0)

Dinner = Salmon Caesar, wine (13)

Total = 26

Exercise = Ran ONE mile, Walked one Mile, Push Mowed the lawn

How many glasses of water I drank = 9

Activity Points Earned for the Day = 6

Activity Points Earned This Week = 34

Remaining points from my 49 Points Allowance = 3

Alcohol Consumption = One Glass of wine

 EXACTLY!!

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 “love the life you live, live the life you love”

4 thoughts on “A Bird Pooped on Me!

  1. Thanks Kris! Although I have to say my attitude changed a little today when I found out that dog has bitten before! Not sure how to handle that now. Do something? Don’t do something? Urg. #dogproblems

  2. I bought more NEW food today. Hopefully these two go better than the last two! Egads! I’m feeling determined! 🙂

  3. Girl, you are a hoot! And so much for trying new foods…that is exactly what usually happens to me…turns out yucky poo poo.

  4. You are so funny! What a great attitude you have, even about the dog biting yer arse. Hope you have a better day today!

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